squeak. speak. roar!

If you haven’t been to the Parliament website, that means you ain’t seen the new mugshots of our new YBs :) I decided to do the ground work and bring you some of the pictures that was taken recently during their briefing session. Witness how wide some smiles can be and how stoned some can look :)

In no particular order:-

Jerlun’s Mukhriz Mahathir. “I wish I had more hair”.

Bagan’s Lim Guan Eng. “Hehehehe, muahaha, I’m gonna rule Penang!”

Permatang Pauh’s Dr Wan Azizah Wan Ismail. “No, aku bukan Kit Siang”

Bukit Bendera’s Liew Chin Tong. “I delivered for DAP, gimme a raise!”

Jelutong’s Jeff Ooi. “Yes, I am handsome without specs. And I blog.”

Sungai Siput’s Micheal Jeyakumar Devaraj. “I defeated Samy, yes”

Batu Gajah’s Fong Po Kuan. “Yeay, to my third and last term”

Serdang’s Teo Nie Ching. “I look like the next Teresa eh?”

Puchong’s Gobind Singh Deo. “I aim to make a lot of noise in parliament”

Kelana Jaya’s Loh Gwo Burne. “Basically, like yeah, ummm … right, so yeah”

PJU’s Tony Pua. Where is that famous toothy grin? :)

Subang’s R Sivarasa. Almost Mr Bean-ish. lol.

Shah Alam’s Khalid Samad. PAS’ new poster boy.

Kapar’s S Manikavasagam. Smile lah sikit, Mike!

Kepong’s Dr Tan Seng Giaw. Our next deputy speaker, I hope!

Batu’s Tian Chua. Omg, he looks like a school boy.

Wangsa Maju’s Wee Choo Keong. And he looks like a gangster. lol.

Segambut’s Lim Lip Eng. Hiding his joy somewhat.

Lembah Pantai’s Nurul Izzah Anwar. Look at that skin!!

Bandar Tun Razak’s Khalid Ibrahim. “I just woke up”.

Rembau’s Khairy Jamaluddin. “I just got some”.

You ain’t experienced politics yet if you haven’t been to Parliament! For those who want to visit but don’t know how, here is some information from their website that may assist.

The letter of application for a visit must be addressed to:

Head of Administration for Parliament,
Parliamentary Department of Malaysia,
Parliament Building,
50680 Kuala Lumpur.

The application letter must include the telephone and fax numbers of the applicant.

All visitors must adhere to the dress code while in the Parliament Building.

• i. Men – to wear the traditional Baju Melayu complete with songkok and sampin or long trousers, a long-sleeved shirt and batik shirt a tie. Jeans and t-shirt are not allowed.
• ii. Ladies – must be properly attired, decent and the length of outfits must be below the knees. Jeans, t-shirt (body fit) and sleeveless blouse are not allowed.
• iii. Students – must be in their school uniforms.
• iv. Visitors are not allowed to wear sports shoes or slippers.

Visitors are required to show the approval letter at the entrance of the Parliament Building.

Visiting group leaders are required to furnish a complete list of members of the group, including full name, identity card number and home address.
Note: only those names in the list are allowed entry.

Visitors are required to obey the visiting time that has been jointly agreed.

Visitors are not allowed to:

• i. Bring children (under six years old)
• ii. Smoke within the Parliament area
• iii. Take photographs while inside the Parliament Building.

The ‘no smoking’ rule made me laugh. Parliamentarians fag all the time! Sometimes, cigars. And worse, exhale in your face! lol. Ah, all the fireworks will be starting soon be it on or off the 30 minute live coverage when Parliament begins on April 28. Let there be no more debates on the war in the the Middle East being chosen over how poorly we performed in the global corruption index!